cute does not cover it

Jul 22

thedarkchocolatedandy:

5ever:

peoplemag:

“I want my kids to look back and say, ‘Mama played it smart. Not like those other reality TV people.’”
- Honey Boo Boo’s June “Mama” Shannon, who put most of the show’s earnings in a trust fund for her four daughters and granddaughter, to TMZ
Honey Boo Boo (real name: Alana Thompson), 7, makes about $15,000 to $20,000 per episode. That money, mom said, is placed in the girls’ trust accounts by TLC and she simply receives a statement informing her of the amount. The family bills, she added, get paid by her husband Sugarbear’s job as a contractor. Their biggest splurge since their TV success thus far has been a 2005 Ford Expedition SUV. “You’re never gonna see me drive a Range Rover or a Mercedes,” she said. “I’ll drive one if someone else pays for it. Never gonna live above my means.” 

You know what, that is fucking awesome. Bless this woman.

The more I learn about her, the more into her I am.

thedarkchocolatedandy:

5ever:

peoplemag:

“I want my kids to look back and say, ‘Mama played it smart. Not like those other reality TV people.’”

- Honey Boo Boo’s June “Mama” Shannon, who put most of the show’s earnings in a trust fund for her four daughters and granddaughter, to TMZ

Honey Boo Boo (real name: Alana Thompson), 7, makes about $15,000 to $20,000 per episode. That money, mom said, is placed in the girls’ trust accounts by TLC and she simply receives a statement informing her of the amount. 

The family bills, she added, get paid by her husband Sugarbear’s job as a contractor. Their biggest splurge since their TV success thus far has been a 2005 Ford Expedition SUV. 

“You’re never gonna see me drive a Range Rover or a Mercedes,” she said. “I’ll drive one if someone else pays for it. Never gonna live above my means.” 

You know what, that is fucking awesome. Bless this woman.

The more I learn about her, the more into her I am.

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bootyscientist:

tiddiemeat:

how you tell a shawty she beautiful w/o soundin thirsty?? 

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girlwitch003-deactivated2014072 said: your honestly just an ugly nigger

quickweaves:

langsettte:

omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here

me:image

you:

what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of

I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf. i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch

BITCH!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOO

communistbakery:

I write sins not cosines or tangents

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excavationed:

I want to meet someone who makes me feel the way music does

this is the most beautiful thing ive ever read

(Source: eliptix, via mariuskek)

Jul 21

everythingcurvyandchic:

Pulled out my Nars Laguna illuminator today and mixed a lil with my Clinique acne solutions foundation 🙌🙌 feels like summer lol that glow is amazing

everythingcurvyandchic:

Pulled out my Nars Laguna illuminator today and mixed a lil with my Clinique acne solutions foundation 🙌🙌 feels like summer lol that glow is amazing